Meet the mascots
Every category on bots.new has its own character. Glossy, chunky, mildly overconfident. Hover one to say hi.
Clerkbot
Carries the paperwork so you don't
The full cast
28 mascots, one per category. Click through to the category they run.
Carries the paperwork so you don't
Never lets a lead go cold
Loud, on-brand, always shipping
Reads the diff before you do
Triage first, escalate never
Reconciles in its sleep
Hoards rows, cleans them anyway
Aligns everything to the grid
Cuts shorts before breakfast
One take, clean levels
Renders, upscales, repeats
Speaks fluent MCP and CLI
Triggers, retries, no drama
Funnels are its love language
Guards the secrets, audits the deps
Journals every single trade
Explains it one level simpler
Reads 40 tabs, writes one page
Itineraries with real prices
Purely here for the memes
Habits, health, and a warm brew
Inbox zero is a personality
Juggles six feeds, drops none
Drafts fast, edits harder
Lives for the upward slope
Tests creative until it wins
Prices, catalogs, and carts
Screens 200, surfaces 5